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[转载]开心道场225:长与短的科学(双语)

(2019-08-15 22:31:16)
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【原创】开心道场225:长与短的科学(双语)

Joyful Way-place 225 The Science of Length

By Longmawx·Wangyongqiang

龙马吾行·王永强

2019-8-14

[转载]开心道场225:长与短的科学(双语)
(网络图片:大牙发展了)

 “地球在转动,世界在发展,明天更美好!

老师对学生说。

“师尊,您这么说,有什么科学依据吗?”

“这个不用找依据,发展就是对的,科学本身也要依靠发展呀。”

“您这样说话,是不是有点缺乏‘科学观’呢?”

“不会的,这是在科学之上的,这是科学所不能及的,是超科学的。”

“那么,老师上周为什么,您没来给我们上课呢?”

“噢,那是我的大牙有点痛。”

“师尊, 我们是否可以理解为您的大牙发展了呢?”

“这个嘛, 让老师想想,我的大牙,发展了是没错,因为它变长了。”

“发展了是好事儿呀,为什么师尊没上班呢?”

“它是这么,这么一回事儿。”

“到底是怎么一回事儿,请师尊慈悲教诲。”

“嗨, 它发展是发展了,但它发展的有点不太科学!”

“我们觉得,蛮科学的呀。”

“为什么这么说?”老师有点急了。

“牙痛长,腿痛短啊!”

 

[转载]开心道场225:长与短的科学(双语)
(网络图片:我的腿发短了)

 

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 “The earth turns around and the world is developing, so tomorrow is more beautiful,” a teacher said to his students.

“Dear Sir, what evidence did you have to support this saying?”

“Ohm, this matter needn’t find any evidence, because developing is right, moreover, science itself also needs to develop.”

“Didn’t the view of what you said lack a bit of outlook of science?”

 “It won’t be, this is beyond and surpassed science.”

“But, why didn’t you come to teach us last week?”

“Ohm, my big tooth pains.”

 “Dear Sir, can we regard this as developing of your big tooth?”

“It was not wrong to develop, for it became a little longer.”

“The developing is better thing, why didn’t you come to school?”

“It was because of this, this, this reason.”

 “What is the matter on earth? Please take a pity on us to tell the truth.”

“Ohm, my big tooth really developed, but the developing lacked a bit of science.”

“We think that it was scientific enough to develop.”

“Why did you say it like that?” the teacher was eager to know the cause.

“It was longer when the tooth hurts and short when the leg pains.”

 

 

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